THERE ARE MUMS WAY WORSE THAN YOU
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THERE ARE MUMS WAY WORSE THAN YOU
IRREFUTABLE PROOF THAT YOU ARE INDEED A FANTASTIC
BSS Coogee
220 Coogee Bay Road
Coogee NSW 2034
Australia
A hilarious and reassuring gift for every mom: because we’re all doing the best we can, and the natural world is filled with moms worse than you!
A mom giraffe is pretty nice until the fetus drops.
She’ll birth a newborn baby calf, then kick him ’til he walks.
Whenever you feel guilty that you haven’t cleaned the house:
Sexton beetles raise their kids in a decomposing mouse.
A koala mom will feed her kids her own poop. Yes, poop. Panda moms will abandon one twin because raising two is, well, just too much. And every now and then a cuddly little hamster mom will —yup— eat her newborn pups.
These and other true facts from the animal kingdom offer a hilarious reality check on what constitutes “good parenting.” So, human mother, time to stop worrying about the job you're doing —because you’re a great mom.
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By San Sebastian
Est. 2006. Curated by chaos. Run by family. Loved by locals. We (Kate and Joff… hi!) opened this little shop by the beach 19 years ago, thinking it would just be a cute place to sell nice things. It turned into a community, a second home, and a very stylish storage unit for everything we love: clothes, shoes, gifts, kids’ gear, candles, puzzles, crocs (yes, really), and all the bits you didn’t know you needed until right now. We stock beautiful brands from Australia and overseas. We believe in quality, comfort, and buying things once (ok, maybe twice if you love it). We’re family-run, proudly independent, and doing our best to keep it personal in a world that’s gone algorithmic. If you’re ever in Coogee, pop in for a browse and a chat. If you’re online, well, welcome to our digital dressing room.