Make Them Say Poo
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Make Them Say Poo
BSS Coogee
220 Coogee Bay Road
Coogee NSW 2034
Australia
A very nice picture book with absolutely no rude words on any page. Promise.
Dear trusting adult, this book is perfectly safe to read aloud to your child. Unfortunately, any adult who does so will almost certainly say “poo”. Written by Stephen and illustrated by Rudi de Wet, this gross-but-clever read-aloud book is engineered to deliver maximum giggles.
- Written by Stephen
- Illustrated by Rudi de Wet
- Publisher: Affirm Press
- Hardcover format
- 24 pages
- Interactive read-aloud humour
- ISBN: 9781923293724
A brilliantly silly gift for children—and the grown-ups brave enough to read it aloud.
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