EMERGENCY AFFIRMATIONS FOR EXCEPTIONALLY STUPID DAYS
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Returns Policy
All returns must be made within 14 days of your purchase date and must be in re-saleable condition (tags attached, unwashed and unworn).
All returns are actioned via a store credit, unless the the return matches the refund crtieria stated in the policy. Return of sale items can only be accepted if they are faulty or damaged. You can find our full returns policy HERE.
Pickup available at 220 Coogee Bay Road
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EMERGENCY AFFIRMATIONS FOR EXCEPTIONALLY STUPID DAYS
220 Coogee Bay Road
220 Coogee Bay Road
Coogee NSW 2034
Australia
We all need a little reassurance sometimes. Big presentation coming up, but feeling the jitters? Well, just reach into this box of emergency affirmations by Brass Monkey and grab one to help. Trust us, after you read ‘You’re going kick today in the nuts’ in the mirror a few times, you’ll be ready to take on the world.
- Includes 100 unique (to say the least) affirmation cards.
- They all come in a displayable two-piece box–perfect for keeping on your desk until the next ‘emergency’ strikes.
- Each card is made of a heavy-weight stock–suitable to withstand at least a few salty tears.
- The outer box measures 4” by 5.3” by 1.7” (101mm x 134.6mm x 43mm).
- Cards measure 3.5” x 5” (89mm x 127mm).
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