Birthday Card | Being an Adult Sucks
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Birthday Card | Being an Adult Sucks
BSS Coogee
220 Coogee Bay Road
Coogee NSW 2034
Australia
For the birthday person navigating bills, responsibilities, and the occasional existential crisis.
Featuring a beautifully illustrated celebration cake with the words “Being an Adult Sucks” piped in icing, this risograph card delivers humour with just enough truth to sting. Perfect for friends, siblings, coworkers, or anyone discovering that adulthood wasn’t quite the scam-free experience they were promised.
Printed using the distinctive risograph process, each card has subtle variations in colour and texture, making every piece feel unique. Blank inside for your own message, whether heartfelt, sarcastic, or somewhere in between.
• Features original birthday cake illustration
• Risograph printed with layered vibrant colours
• Printed in San Francisco with veggie-based inks
• Made using 100% post-consumer recycled paper
• Blank inside for a personalised message
• Includes matching envelope
• Card size: 4.25” x 5.25” (approx. 108mm x 133mm)
A birthday card that says what everyone is thinking.
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Est. 2006. Curated by chaos. Run by family. Loved by locals. We (Kate and Joff… hi!) opened this little shop by the beach 19 years ago, thinking it would just be a cute place to sell nice things. It turned into a community, a second home, and a very stylish storage unit for everything we love: clothes, shoes, gifts, kids’ gear, candles, puzzles, crocs (yes, really), and all the bits you didn’t know you needed until right now. We stock beautiful brands from Australia and overseas. We believe in quality, comfort, and buying things once (ok, maybe twice if you love it). We’re family-run, proudly independent, and doing our best to keep it personal in a world that’s gone algorithmic. If you’re ever in Coogee, pop in for a browse and a chat. If you’re online, well, welcome to our digital dressing room.